I'll give you the cliff notes edition, I don't feel like typing a lot:
-Blew a red in overbrook around 3am
-Couldn't find my title, plate was from another car, had a few :beer:
-Lied to the cop about drinking, he cuffed my ass and threw my in the wagon
-Brethalizer time (in the hospital), barely on the radar, taken back to my car.
Fast forward 2 weeks:
-Never was given the tickets at the night of the incident, so I had no way of paying the fine. Got a letter with "late charges"
-Paid with discover card, got letter day before fine is due "no longer accept discover"
-Paid with visa, only to find out later on that it was late and now the license is being suspended.
F THAT, go to court, bitch slap the judge.
Fast forward today:
-Told the judge the situation, he knocked off the fine for no title and wrong plate (both of which have been fixed in the meantime).
-Removed the points (3), all I needed to do was pay the red light fine.
Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dogs, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
Hooked it up on later as I hit the do'
Thinking will i live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop at a red light
Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim and she can **** all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which court, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week ****ed around and got a triple double
Freaking ******s everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day
Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a *****z direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin Yo! MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps
Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em
Roll em in a circle of *****z and watch me break em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' lil Joe I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day Left my *****z house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to **** since the twelve grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep so deep so deep
put her ass to sleep Woke her up around one
she didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the morning got the fat burger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read Ice Cube's a pimp
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager still blowing up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day.
Hey wait, wait a minute fool
Stop the ****
What the **** am I thinking about?