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THE GUY WITH INHUMAN HALO SKILLS
This guy doesn't have "mad skills"; Instead, there is no word in the English language that properly describes how good this ****er is with a plasma rifle or pistol. He looks rather ordinary, with no unusual physical features, nor obvious personality quirks. But give him an Xbox, and a copy of Halo, and prepare to have many recurring nightmares of what you're about to see. You could swear that the The Guy with inhuman Halo skills has found a way to wire an Xbox to his brain, because there is no other explanation to how impossibly good he is. He quite literally can chuck a grenade at a difficult-to-reach weapon, and the explosion will launch the said weapon straight at him, as if he was pulling it telekineticaly. He knows the location of every item on every map, and knows exactly when that item is gonna respawn.

That has to be the best quote in there... That basically sum's up this one ****er that I can never seem to beat in Halo / Halo 2... I am always second place.