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Old 12-04-2006, 10:46 AM   #30
OptiCon
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One of my old highschool girlfriends went back to Georgia to strip with her mother. I'm glad I'll never have to see how that turned out.

And under the heading "HA!". A really "smart" chick i ditched (because she couldn't tell the difference between her debate team and her boyfriend) ended up waiting on me at a Friendly's. I saw her catching a ride with some crazy old waitress at the end of the night. All that straight-A "I'm always right" bull**** only got her as far as a Friendys... My current GF (of 5 years) asked what I was going to leave her for a tip. I said "Try sucking dick next time."
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