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Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
- Depends on how long you were following me!
Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top?
- Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!
Cop: Is that all?
- No... I have unpaid parking tickets.
{Taken from Liar Liar}
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Last edited by MuddyREX; 12-03-2006 at 04:42 PM.
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