I was driving down rt 130 in my town when a cop rides up next to me. He then slows down to have me pass him to pull me over. I slow down with him.
So, he eventually pulls into the shoulder and makes me pass him, then pulls me over.
He says, "You have things wrong with your car."
I said, "like what?"
He says, "You have tinted windows, no front plate, and a license plate bracket that covers up garden state. What's your reasoning?"
and I say:
"Well, I put the plate bracket on the back because I didn't have one on the front and it fell off."
He says, "ok, smartass, what about the tint."
I say, "It had tinted windows in the rear so I wanted the front to match"
haha, what a tool.