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Originally Posted by PotenzaSub
really?? who was that?
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Hmmmmmm, you?
Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers?
Because New Jersey got first pick!!
Why does it always smell in the mornings? Because it is the CRACK of DAWN.
how doyou kill a blonde? Throw a scratch and sniff into a pool
A woman walks into her doctor's office complaining that she has pain all over her body. So the doctor asks her specifically where and she begins by poking her arm and saying, "oww", then show pokes her leg and says "ow" again. Finally she touches her stomach and says oww for the final time. The doctor says, "what was your original hair color" The lady replies, "blonde" then the doctor says, "you have a broken finger.