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I have to say Chris Rock is the #1 just for the fact he makes fun of EVERYONE/THING.
"Theres no strippers in college, if theres strippers in college how come I never got a smart lapdance!"
"A black man will put rims on a toaster if you let him." Chris Rock Immatates "I got raisin toast on 22s nigga, 22s! And they spinnin nigga they spinnin::as he moves his head in circles::they spinnin nigga they spinnin!!!!"
Followed by him I'd have to say Pablo Francisco. He does the Movie guy voice PERFECTLY
"Wabo splash, you sexy mutha Fuka"
Tied with him is George Carlin. This guys is just insane.
"My favorite accident involves a Sewage truck and a chicken truck in front of the pokemon factory" <--Something like that
Then after that Dane Cook. This guys freakin hillarious
"OH NO KOOL-AID NAUGHTY NAUGHTY"
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