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Originally Posted by Broken5hift
hey guys i drove home drunk last night! LOL whats the big deal?
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that's nothing, I was doing shrooms last night and drove home with killer clowns chasing me, so I pulled the e-brake on my FWD car, and drifted a 180 and ran the clowns over. Turns out the next day that the clowns were a bunch of kids, but the cops were cool with it cause I told them I was drifting before I ran them over. I bitched at them about pulling me over though, they were cool with it and left after telling me they had nothing better to do than pull me over. Then I drifted the entire way home before parking my car on top of the neighbors cat.
it was sweet, glad I didn't make any mistakes, otherwise I would have learned something.