[poolmike]

I always manage to stumble into someone else $h!t. I bet I have found somewhere in the range of 10 wallets in my life. Each one had credit cards, cash, licenses, etc.. and I returned each one to it's owner. One guy blamed me for stealing a few hundred dollars from his wallet that I found in Kmart parking lot in Feasterville. I took it directly to his house, knocked on his door, and handed it to him when he answered. I said 'I found this in Kmart's parking lot'. As he counted the cash in it he said ' there's $300 missing, what did you do with it?? why didn't you just take the wallet into Kmart'

I responded with...You ungrateful mother f'r! I took time out of my day to drive this wallet directly to your house, because of the fact that I don't trust people. I opened your wallet, found your ID, and brought it to you. And you are blaming me for stealing your cash...for that, I should haul off and leave you laying in your front doorway, but I'm a good guy and would never do something like that, sir.'

I was mad as $h!t.