[DPancoast]

So I'm in world wide stereo.

Left my windows open outside, armed the alarm w/silent alert (no car chirp)

Remote starts beepin. Figure someone parked too close. Remote beeps again. So I get my boy to let me tiptoe out the back door, and some dude is shoulder deep in my window. I had nothing in the car, glovebox locked. So I get right up behind him without him noticing and yell HI CAN I HELP YOU BRO.

Lol

Dude hits his head on my door an drops his phone which shattered.

He started fumbling his words and backing up. Told him to gtfo.

So he got in the car which his gf was sitting in. I said some choice words about curb stompping his phone down his throat. THEN he got tough to which I responded that the cameras watching us would make it end bad for him.

Sigh. Some quick boostin calmed me down tho.

So hot out!