[Oakes]

I cut out my pockets so I can loop my dick through and not get it caught in the jambs or the buffer when I'm working on the car....you know how long it takes to untangle this thing when it gets wrapped around??

Jason stole bacon from a Chuck Norris cutout once, then it kicked his ass.

The neighbors across the street have had 3 strokes each since I've started washing cars outside in my driveway, it's time for me to get back out there and look as gay as a rainbow all while still pulling more hot chicks than Jpalamar can search on google.