[Got Insulin?]

So, I just had to make an undergarments run for work, and in the process of loading my bags that were literally full of dozens upon dozens of beaters, boxers, and vnecks (a shopping cart piled full) I realize this teenage girl is taking pictures of me with her camera phone and saying "finally, something I can post on People of Walmart."

I wanted to look her straight in the face and tell her what I was really going to use them for, but instead told her that I was a triplet and it was just easier to buy in bulk for back to school. el oh el.