lol funny article. But, competes with GTI and SE-R for tuner car supremacy?

1) I guess they are not talking about speed 2)Idk about anyone elses area but I'm pretty sure I never see modded SE-R's.
The first time I drove in an Si(2006 2-door), I was expecting it to at least have some balls, but they really are not impressive at all. And now they are saying it'll be even slower?? Ouch. And I think the 4-door Si is a huge waste of car.