[20th1519]

Mysweetfracture (Mike) and I were coming home from high school one day in his mid 80's hatchback piece of sh%t Nova. As we turned into my section we spotted two trashcans along the curb. We at the time were obsessed with hitting inanimate objects with his car. Having no respect for other peoples property at the time we decided to speed up and hit the trash cans. Well as we hit them and they became lodged under the car, a cop pulls around a blind corner about 30 feet in front of us. He immediately stops his cruiser and which forces us to come to a stop. He walks up to us and asks why we hit the trash cans. We give him the innocent doe eyes and fed him the line "We didn't see them officer". Long story short he made us crawl under the car and yank the trash cans out from the car and place them back in front of the owners house. It had to be funny for the cop watch two dumb@ss kids laughing hysterically suddenly get real serious when he pulls up on us with a trash can dragging under the car. I've got more but I feel to dumb to even mention them.