On Letterman tonight...
Top Ten Excuses of the Guy Who Lost The iPhone Prototype
10. Couldn't call Apple for help because I lost my iPhone.
9. I'm more of a Kindle guy.
8. You mean besides being drunk out of my mind?
7. Distraught Kate Gosselin kicked off 'Dancing With The Stars'.
6. Thought there was an app that would whisk it back to my house.
5. It must have fallen out of my iPants.
4. Volcanic ash! Run!
3. Let's just blame Goldman Sachs.
2. At least I didn't lose my finger like that iPad guy.
1. It didn't work anyway -- it uses AT&T. 