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Originally Posted by lownslow95
I just found out that Chuck Norris is 70 years old...  |
Chuck Norris doesn't age.
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Originally Posted by ASIAN JUL
It doesn't matter, she was around before your time, son.
Even if I told you, you'd probably go "oh, no idea who that is."
Okay, well, I'll refresh the memory...
Sitting there, out of nowhere..
You: "I'mma text this bitch."
Me: "Saying?"
You: *typing* HA
Me: "?????"
You: "So....... bj?!"
Her: "What?"
You: "YOU HEARD ME."
Her: "I'm not a slut"
You: "Lol yes you are"
Her: "  (something about her feelings being hurt)"
You: "Sorry..... bj?"
Something like that |
LOL. Sounds like something I would say.