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everyday for the first week of school and parking lot guard would drive up to me will walking about from my car and say...

him: wait wait wait you left your car on!
me: it will be ok
him: are you sure alot of people park here
me: yes im sure my doors are locked
him: well how u gonna get back in it?
me: with the keys *jingles keys*
him: how does it do that?
me: its a new thing out now
him: ohhhh i heard of that i think

and.....

when i got pulled over for doing 114 in a 55

him: do you know why i stopped you?
me: no?
him: you were speeding
me: really?
him: yes 114 in a 55
me: what! i was going that fast
him: get out of the car
me: (in my head....im ****ed)