[enigma]

While you are at it, i think a tax on how many time you fart would be nice, cuz thats pretty gross, plus Co2 and methane come out, and that isn't green.
Gee whiz, mechanics should be taxed every time they wash their hands, because grease and dirt are bad for the waterways.
Anything besides green leafy vegetables should be taxed, meat has fat in it, and its obviously bad for you, so lets protect you from that as well.
TV time is non-productive time, sitting on your ass makes you fat, so you should be taxed per minute of TV.
Couches are devices of lazyness, so lets tax them too.
These internet forums are also a big waste of time, you obviously arn't active when your typing, so these get taxed too.