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Originally Posted by InvisibleMonkey
So tell me how my awesome week alone in KOP ended with me in the hospital.
I was feeling strange all week and not on my regular bathroom schedule and Tuesday and Wednesday night I peed blood. So I started drinking lots of water and it went away. Today around 3 (an hour before I was supposed to go home) I started to have sharp pain in my lower back. I thought it was the way I was sitting and didn't think much of it but then was laying down on the floor from all the pain. They said we could go and I walked to my car, laid the seat back and felt SO much pain. I had to get up and walk around, as soon as I did my mouth filled with barf and it went all over the empty parking spot next to me. I ran inside and became good friends with the toilet. I thought I could leave since I thought it maybe was my lunch. Got in the Sup and started driving. Got a few miles on 76 and just pulled over because I was in so much pain. Called 911 and a PENDOT truck pulls up behind me giving me **** for being in the shoulder and I told him I was waiting for an ambulance and he seemed like I was inconveniencing him. So the ambulance gets there and ask me what's going on and I told him and he interrupts me, "kidney stones" and tried to convince me to drive to NJ to go to an NJ hospital. I told him **** that, I'm going to the closest one here. they gave me meds and apparently it's the size of a grain of sand so it should be easy to pass and they're giving me pain meds but this **** HURTS. I can still feel it a little even after shooting me up with pain meds twice.
Yay for kidney stones!
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Man James that sucks.
Drink 3 Yager and Redbulls, 1 Irish car bomb, and call me in the morning