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so the story... theres a bit of backstory but you arent hearing it.
Me and my friend nick drive the 1.5 hours up to Allentown, PA last night to meet up with this guy Conner who wanted to look at my car as possible buyer. I remember that jenn (left in pic) and cindy (hot one).. live not far from there.. so i text her to tell her we're in the area. This was while Nick and I were getting food from the BK lounge cause we were poor last night. She calls me... i hang up on her after saying "let me call you back"... no intention of calling. So after showing Conner the car (which went pretty well btw) we head towards the turnpike. I get a phone call from jenn... its on the bluetooth so nick can hear everything and talk to them as well. She starts yapping about where we were and ****.. and wants to hang out... i instantly turn her down. After her yapping more.. i hang up on her again and keep driving towards the turnpike. Nick and I decided to go hang out with them so i call her back and ask where they are. THAT was a mistake. Between jenn and cindy, i couldnt hear a ****ing thing... young bitches never shut the **** up. I interupted a few times with **** like "LISTEN, SHUT THE **** UP AND TELL ME WHERE IM MEETING YOU TWO RETARDS" and "TELL ME WHERE THE **** TO GO OR IM GOING THE **** HOME" ... i like to get my point across as clearly as possible.
so after that monstrosity of a drive on the phone with tardcakes and hotgirl. This is the first time im seeing tardcakes in person.. my suspiscion is confirmed.. tardcakes is fat and not cute. Terrible blonde dye job, fat neck, rough skin, ew. Hotgirl on the other hand is better in person. FML. So we end up going back to their apartment, im busting everyones balls all night, flirting with the hot girl, making everyone laugh etc etc.
On the way home, i get a text from jenn .. this is the conversation... mind you im driving this whole time.
jenn: =(
me: what?
jenn: you hate me?
me: why do you say that?
jenn: dont seem to like me much =(
me: how?
jenn: idk do u? you said i was like too young
me: u ARE too young
jenn: oh ok
jenn: well thanks for tellin me i basically have no chance because im 20
(i didnt respond for like 3 minutes)
jenn:??
me: what do you want me to say
jenn: im confused thats all im saying?
jenn: so what changed between when we first started talking to now? just wanna know then ill go away =(
me: stop
I wasnt in the mood for her bull****.
I got home around 11 and get an IM from her.. still saying the same ****... i tried to explain it nicely.. over and over.. shes like i dont get it.. im like it doesnt matter, im not going to date someone when i know it wont work. after about an hour of brow beating i ****ing let go on her .. she asked why im not into her.. i say
"because you act like a teenager, because we are not on the same intelluctual level, because i am not attracted to you, because we have nothing in common"
basically just told her shes ugly, dumb, and annoying.
she asked nick what my deal was.. he told her "jon isnt the kind of guy to play games, he just puts stuff out there and its up to you to understand or not"
her hot roommate completely understood why i wasnt into her (was IMing her at the same time)... and didnt seem to care that jenn was sad and crying hahaha. win.
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