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Originally Posted by Oakes
You're just a question.
I don't get jealous lol, if I did....well....I'd be a huge hypocrite.
Tricks to properly having a few girls at once.
1. Never text the others when you're with one them
2. Never mention hanging out with other girls when you're with them, they may say they don't care, but they're all lying murder plotting angels
3. Don't make them thing they're going to become more with you if you have no intentions of doing so
4. Never date an asian
5. Realize the pun that was intended in number 4 and 5
6. NEVER, EVER pick girls in remotely similar friend circles, they all talk, they all plot to kill and you will lose your little soldier.
7. Jizz on their face and bounce
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lol hope you don't plan on ever getting married