I have photographic proof that I love bacon more than you mother****ers!!!
First I had to weave the bacon. (actually my girlfriend did it

)
Then we cooked it.
Then we added the cheese.
Then we got REAL ****ing crazy and added scrambled eggs.
Then we rolled it.
Then I got a little intimate with my bacon roll...you knew I would.
Then I slowly put that meat to my mouth and enjoyed it's juices!!!
Jealous?