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Old 12-11-2008, 12:42 PM   #17
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Originally Posted by motorvated View Post
We have all seen those "buy a star" thing. You get a map of the stars, a plague and blah blah. Its cool, chicks dig it. What about the same idea, but with something else? What do girls love? Animals...What if you could adopt a dolphin? Get a map of a certain part of the ocean, name a dolphin/adopt it and get a plaque.
lolwut...

a) girls don't like plagues dood

b) that **** is weak... this may work in like... highschool...

c) what would a map of a certain part of the ocean do? "this is where a dolphin might live, probably not yours though... because they swim around... a lot"

d) if a girls got plaque... get her a toof brush


these aren't cute gift ideas for a girl... you want cute, get her some lingerie w/ crotchless panties... take her out to a nice dinner, flirt with her, be coy... have fun, get her home lift up her skirt and go to town... that's cute

ps: the whole star/dolphin thing only works if the girls is into astronomy, or into dolphins... the latter makes her a weirdo
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