Driving the probe home in it's boosted days from some car event a few years ago, literally half a mile from my front door in a very small town (everyone knew where the red obnoxious car with the black stripes parked) i turn into a development because I wasn't into being followed into my driveway like usual.
Immediately the officer pulls me over, comes up to the car and says...before looking at my id... "what's going on tonight Jason, are you lost?"
I held back the laughter, and thought about asking for directions to my house
