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I've gotten with 2 of my 4 roommates younger sisters.
Been kicked out of a bar for "discussing the future administration of pain" on some dude who was right next to us because his gf was hot.
Getting black out drunk by 11pm in center city off of $10 margarita pitchers and waking up around 3am on my friend's toilet taking a ****. Apparently i had been "pooping" for an hour.
Standing in line, paying, at Old Nelson's in center city and talking to my friend about the asian cashier
Discussion
Friend: (semi quiet) The cashier is pretty cute
me: (loud as ****) "Yeah shes got a pretty cute body...
-cashier smiles at me
...but her face is ****ed up."
Numerous stories of beer goggles gone terribly wrong, won't get into those.
and on and on and on
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Thank you for flying Air force Airlines. Oh me? They call me The Captain.
- "America is all about speed - hot, nasty bad-ass speed." Eleanor Roosevelt (1965)
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