[Eclipse GSX 61]

OMG like back to early teen years.

Step 1:
Get a paper bag

Step 2:
Find a good solid turd

Step 3:
Obtain a lighter

Step 4:
Find someone that has mistreated you

Step 5:
Go to their porch

Step 6:
Take a sharpie and sign "Love, Honduh"

Step 7:
Light that mofo and enjoy the hilarity that ensues.