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Originally Posted by twastheglow
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Mike: 1)To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.
2)A gay prostitute who looks like a gorilla, usually found selling for a few bucks around high schools.
3)A kind of bowel movement, at least a three and golden brown, the kind of brown you want your marshmellows.
4)Name applied to a common average guy. Someone mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.
5)1. (noun)the archangel who smote lucifer with his fiery sword?huge golden cock
2. (noun)a dude you dont talk **** to or about cause hes ****in your sister in the ass and hell ****ing kill you with out stopping ****ing your sister
3. (verb)to utterly put some doushebag to shame in front of his girl- and/or boy-friend.
4. (verb) to smite the wicked, shameless, obsene, obnoxious, or otherwise undesireables that everyone else is afraid of.
5. (adj) one who forgives easily others for their retardation
ie: its not his fault his parents dropped him on his face, they're the ****ing tweakers...
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buwhahahahahahaha that one takes the cake