1. Eric:
The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
Did you see Eric...damn that bitch is fine!
2. A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
Omg! dude last night I saw an eric fly by!!
3. A masculine name from the Old Norse name Eiríkr, derived from ei "ever" and ríkr "ruler". Danish invaders first brought the name to England. A famous bearer was Eiríkr inn Rauda (Eric the Red), a 10th-century navigator and explorer who discovered Greenland. This was also the name of kings of Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
Eric the Red was Leif Eriksson's father.
4. A name often given to a white child by his parents. With a name like Eric, his parents are more concerned about how well he does in school rather than how much action he gets. Eric is rarely referred to anyone but a nerd, but there are few exceptions where he is so intelligent that he also excells in sports. Eric is usually the cool kid in the group.
Eric is good at everything. He's so smart and he's going to play varsity basketball someday. I wish i were Eric.
5. a man with a really big penis
Eric has a big penis.
6. The most amazing person on this planet. The one with whom I will spend the rest of my life with.
Also used when refering to something being perfect and flawless. Hes my pineapple king =0 I love you baby with all my heart!
Look at that view, it's so Eric!
7. a dumbass ****ing pothead who finds beautiful girls and steals them away from their friends and turns them into potheads as well. causes them to be constantly grounded. makes them believe he truely loves them then goes and cheats on them. and when the girl finds out about it, all he has to do is say its not true and she believes him.
Why's she gounded this time?
Eric. Duh.
8. An Eric is a roommate during college that refuses to do anything productive. Common traits include, but are not limited to:
1. failing all classes
2. never going to class
3. waking up at 4PM
4. disappearing until the early morning.
5. drinking profusely
My roommate is such an Eric, I swear he isn't going to get anywhere in life.
9. A person considered to be a ball breaker.
Man I can't beleive how eric is such a ball breaker!
10. Only the best guy in the whole wide world.
I love him wif all mah hertttt. He is my best friend and always will be. He is hilarious and makes people laugh ALL the time. Its EPIC!
I think we should get married.
LAWL! Kidding.
And he can make someone happy even when they are in the worst mood EVER.
Wow Eric, you really made me happy, when i was very upset. Your such a great friend. People are like WAY jealous! Haha
Hahahaha this place is awesome! It knows me all to well.
