haha/ only times ive ever gotten towed is when i 1st bought my cars. my 93 300zx was towed home (had some body damage and bent suspension when i got it) and i towed my 89 240sx home with a u-haul dolly
(blown timing chain)
at one point i had an 87 mazda b2000. somehow i knocked a tooth off in the rear end, which eventually knocked them all off and left the truck helpless lol. somehow it worked out that it totally stopped moving under its own power, about a mile up the street from my house, in a shopping center. i left it in a space and came back that night with 3 friends
i started it up (for the power steering and brakes) and we started pushing towards the road until a cop spotted us and made a big scene... so about 3 cops later i finally talked them into letting me finish the job. i got a police escort through the parking lot until i made it to the road (which just happens to be all downhill to my house) then i jumped back in and took the truck on its final cruise to my house
...then i sold it for like $250 a month later
**** i think i spent about 250 on the tint alone...