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Originally Posted by Nick'06
im gonna let namdoogwerdna share his oddest open door moment, im pretty sure he's got you guys beat so far.
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I was hoping for the other guy's sake that none of my friends would bring this up, but I guess I will post up a shortened version here.
The weekend after St. Patty's day this year I had some friends up to school for a big party at a frat I am friends with. We all have fun, get wasted, and get back to my place safe and sound.
In the dorms last year, one of my neighbors (we'll call him "Mark") was a total jackass and followed us around like a shadow, so we were kinda wondering where he was but we didn't care enough to make an issue out of it.
Well around two in the morning after everyone had gone to bed, I was woken up by my other neighbor, Shayne, pounding on my door as hard and as quickly as he could. I staggered over, opened the door up, and he just points down the hall.
Ten feet away, was Mark.
Naked.
****ting in the trash can that was in the hallway.
We yelled something along the lines of "What the **** are you doing? The bathroom is right next to you!" And he managed to stutter out a "**** you" while he gave us the middle finger and continued his explosive ****ting.
Once he was finished, he passed out and this other kid that no one liked had to dispose of the trash before it stank up the hall. When the security guard saw him taking the trash out at 2:30am, she asked "what in the hell is that?" and the kid just said "feces." The security guard never worked our hall again, lol.
The funny thing is, not even a month later, I woke up around 6am to go to the bathroom and I found some random girl passed out in the hallway (no pics, was not hot anyway) and I just left her there. Well a few hours later when I was leaving for class I was told by the same kid that took the trash out before that he saw that girl get up, **** in the hallway, and then walk out. None of us have seen her since, we're guessing she wasn't a student here.
Cliffnotes: Human feces is the strangest thing I have seen outside of my front door.