NWS "dorm room fire ruled arson" really?
 

The fire was ruled an accident after a tedious review of thousands of digital photos documenting every second of the five hour party.

pics of some hot chicks kissing beware.....

http://www.break.com/tv-shows/onion-...re-726312.html

Lol wut?

fire in my pants!

they really showed that big ****ing dildo?! jesus
and the girls goofy sexy poses lolz

haha the onion is awesome

haha "**** this dorm, its on fire"

Looks fake.

I really hope thats a joke newscast. Not that fire actually happened but the information that guy from the NYPD gave

onion guys, onion. get with the internets.

Seriously, if you couldn't tell that was a joke (even before knowing it's from the Onion) you need help!

That was funny as hell though.

lmfao thats awesome

Hahaha the dildo being shown on the news is a first.

HA! If only the news was always that fun to watch

I <3 Onion.

I'm pretty sure someone yelled "I HAVE A BONER!" during that video, haha.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...203/Image1.png

What's even funnier is if you read the ticker at the bottom. So many funny things go by you don't even read.

i <3 people that think its real

NO way news would cast that ****.

LOL at the ticker on the bottom. My favorite was about Sandra Oh and Paul Giamatti starring in a movie about ugly people who **** anyway.

everyone loves some good satire(at least the people who get it)