Burning Desires....
 

Fooling around on your bed with the lights out and candles lit.... $0

Getting all hot and bothered... $0

Realizing the "heat" is ACTUALLY coming from your pillow, phone, candle and water bottle being on fire! PRICELESS

pillow

phone

water bottle


carpet



:rofl:

Wow...

And to think...I've only torched a lampshade with a candle. :lol:

omg girl you better be curful next time.

At least there wasn't a bottle of oil present.

Who was the lucky guy? Was it an episode like in Van Wilder where he caught on fire too? lol

it was so funny..... :-p

all I gotta say is thank god there were no burnt naked parts! :rofl:

Not as funny as "getting hot" and almost getting caught by your parents...

"Don't stop, you're making me so hot!!"

For you and...?

*hoping it's a male stripper* *hoping it's a male stripper*

well in this house I am the parent! :mrgreen:

pics of the mother?
pics of said people nekked?
pics of said nekked man blurred out?
pics of said nekked mother nekked and zoomed in?

+ 87092375982784372983472987

We won't try to sell it, I swear.

Everyone don't worry i just talked to marc(on the wings) and he didn't get burnt.

^ ^ ^ I just threw up in my mouth a little...Photo chop idea!

Ya know, I thought the title was AWESOME, the story great... but now this is getting really good....

:)

So pillow + phone + hot + wet + wax = kinky ass night in my book.

god damn

you forgot whips and brass knuckles

TST is better than watching soaps all day....