How to pass a Drug Test
 

HAHA ok So I have this "Friend" who has a pee test coming up after his second intrview tomorrow.......He engaged in some illegal activities (smokin the Jane) this past saturday......He isn't a big smoker but does it on the weekends, and sometimes maybe 1 or 2 during the week. Just curious to see if anyone had taken anything to Clean out their system b4 they took the test and if it worked or not. Post up what you took, how much it cost, and where you bought it, and how it effected your body.

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your friend is ****ed....they tested this on manswers and they did everything from drinking loads of water to flushing the insides nothing worked the only one that did is this... saying this now "no home"

the only one that worked is the guy bought a fake penis filled it with drug free pee and it goes around the waist so you can "sneak" it in

your "friend" is ****ed just stop smoking its not worth a job or anything

There's a Organic Shop or something similar by me called Black Forrest Acres, they have a drink to clean your system. More or less just made me piss ALOT. But it did get me to pass my test. I threw in a sauna work out too for good measure.. It wasnt cheap tho it was like 30 dollars for the thing.

question-how do you pass a drug test?
answer- dont do drugs!

If I felt like hearing not to do Drugs......I'll go back to D.A.R.E. class so just save it and don't post!!

my brother had to pass a hydration test not too long ago for wrestling @ his school and he kept failing (they had him cutting weight), finally he took a visine bottle filled it with piss and diluted it with water... worked like a charm (in your case i guess you would have to find someone you trust to give you their "clean" pee.) also, my roommate had to pass a test where he works (and he smokes a LOT of herbal) he went to GNC and got a megaflush (i think thats what its called) followed the instructions, and passed.

::edit:: i think it was this stuff, http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp...entPage=family

hey im just giving the best advice i know, especially if your trying to get a job.

and they read the temperature of your piss so i wouldnt bother bringing a bottle of piss with you, they also make you empty your pockets so concealing more than a visine bottle might be hard.

i few people i know who cant stop smoking have used this on multiple occasions, and said it was worked. same people dropped a good amount of money on those system cleansers and toxin blockers and they didnt work.
there is this stuff called AZO, its used to treat urinaty tract infections. u can get it at walmart for a few dollars. they used it in some sort of regiment in the days leading up to the test. not sure of the system they used, but i'll see if i can find out. this may have helped a little bit. but be careful of what your friend uses cause alot of places while testing for drugs, also test for the chemicals in alot of the system cleaners, so unless he's using something all natural, i would advise against it. also, this site (www.erowid.org) has alot of resources on the subject. this link specificaly..... http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/.../testing.shtml
hope this helps

Lol, better hope it's just a piss test and not a hair test.

Jobs usually do the wiz quiz. I never had one where they took hair.

Yeah that **** stays in your hair for like 5 years or something. I don't know how long it really is since I'm no "expert" on trying to pass drug tests.

If they test hair, they normally take a 1.5 inch sample which is approx 90 days, and no way to pass it if you smoked in there.

I have had 2 jobs do both piss and hair.

Www.passthetest.com

I think that's the site, but I bought a cleaner from them and it worked perfect

if its a hair test, and a good paying job, just shave your whole body every single day

^^haha
Eyebrows and all!

If he does that take pictures.

A friend of mine lost a bet to me back in high school and I made him shave the entire left side of his body. It was hilarious and it took way longer then I thouhgt it would for it to grow back to the lenght of the right side..

Honestly if you smoke as much as you do its going to take 2-3 weeks to get out of your system. Everyone thinks that if you smoke once in a month its going to take a month to get out, but thats wrong. If you smoke once a month it takes about 3-5 days to get out.

When I was in highschool I had a drug test for a job and I smoked heavily the day before. I took some body flush stuff and drank close to a gallon of water about 5 hours before my test. I peed like 10 times if not more before my test and I passed. This is going to be your best bet. If you can't afford the flush test, I'd say drink a lot of cranberry juice tonight into the morning and follow that with a lot of water.

They will re-test you if you pee is too much water though.

yeah true, but that may be what he needs to get clean. and thats only also if they really test the pee. Lots of places send you to more private doctors that just have a better version of a home test that tests for multiple drugs and they pretty much just look for a line to appear.

its ok i have solution my friend! :mrgreen:

Drink A LOT of water, go to GNC get the drink that flushes your system. He ll be fine.

I heard of people who smoked the same day of the test, drank this **** and passed.

Hair tests are too expensive they wont do that, if they do it goes back years. Good luck.

http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/.../testing.shtml

read through that website. there's everything and anything you'll need to know.