dumbest thing you ever said to your gf or bf
 

i told my ex one time that she had whoreish tendencies just joking around thinking that shed thnk it was funny, she didnt talk to me for a week

after being dumped by a girl i told her that her sister ****ed better. never spoke to either of them again.
but with actual girlfriends... hmmm... my one ex i dated for 6 months flipped out when i said "i think i love you"

i think i love you? hahahah thats great!

your moms hot but your sister does that thing with her tongue.

I told one of my ex's to just go and kill herself already. I was getting tired of her acting all emo and trying to blackmail me with her "depressed suicidal tendencies." She became a coke addict instead.

lmao she asked if i loved her and i said i think i love you then she flipped out cause this was like a few weeks after we first had sex(her first time) so she was starting to think i just said it for sex lol

^^^^ damn thats harsh hahahaha thats still funny no matter how many times i read it

hahahahahahah!!!!! did u actually say that? what did she do?

Three Some.....I didn't get anything, not even a bit of cleavage, for 2 weeks

nice! i tried that too no kuck here either just a slap

Dumbest thing I've ever said to a woman? "Will you marry me?" Yea, I won't make THAT ****ing mistake again.

I've said a lot of stupid **** too ex's.... i really can't remember the dumbest though. One ex was arguing with me though, cause she said "YOU didn't even try to fight to keep me around". My response was, "maybe thats because I don't want you around anymore?"

Haha Ant you know what I say. I call my girl slutty, a pain in the ass, basically anything and everything and she is still a freakin leech.

I say ALOT of dumb stuff to my girl in effort to see her angry...Never works, She brushes it off.

"we can still be friends"

i once was dating a girl that i wanted to break up with, the day was thursday. The last time we had had sex was on monday, when she asked when i lost feelings for her i had forgotten about the monday sex so i said friday. lulz. oops. she FREAKED.

thats the damn truth u get away with everything and you still get some

Haha I forgot to tell you about last night! I got there and she was already drunk all by her self. Dude I refused getting some for the first half an hour because I figured it'd just be sloppy but then I gave in. Haha my life is too easy sometimes.

The dumbest thing I ever said was, "sure, you can be my girlfriend".

"I love you"