My girlfriend's fantastic day off...
 

Short story :lol:, she works for a mental hospital in an out-patient program for deliquent girls, average age 16-19. Today she has off, however they hold the staff meeting on Wednesday.

So as usual she goes into work... only to see a verbal altercation between a non-frequent staff member and a patient. The altercation was going on all day because the patient was jealous of the staff members physical attractiveness, whereas the patient is not so attractive. So she gave her **** all day for daily activities.

Well, the verbal altercation turned physical just as my girlfriend came in for the meeting, and saw the patient lunge, tackle, choke, and bite the staff member. So my girlfriend tossed off her sandels, ripped the patient off the staff member and put her in a hold on the ground.

Thusly... breaking breaking the girls nose on the hard wood floor. She realized this after hearing a bubbling sound and noticed the floor covered in blood...

So she began to sit the girl up, she tried to get away... so she was forced to sit... and possibly broke her tail bone in the process.

So my girlfriend has bspent the last hour or so filling out police reports while the patient was sent to the hospital... in a straight-jacket.

The patient will now be in in-patient, wearing a gown... and pretty much never going to have a normal life because nearly killed the staff member. The staff member has bruising around her neck from the girls hands, and a bite mark on her collar bone.

what a creep.

holy ****......... any job openings?

huh? :bigeek:

the crazy girl....thats insane. why couldn't they see an attack like that coming?

They weren't supposed to be near each other at the time of the attack. The crazy girl was supposed to be in her room at the time of the attack

hahahahahaha


but waht a ****ty day off i gotta say

agreed I need some spice get me a job!

That is crazy I hope I never get a girlfriend that went there.

haha you gotta be ugly there though, because if you are attractive in anyway you might get attacked

yeah... definitely, ask lol

and to think, i have to pay for that, lol

NOTE TO SELF: don't mess with ur G/F

You should dress like this while working there

http://blogs.brilliantbutcancelled.c...te_260x220.jpg

dude that's what I was thinking. Forget about the crazy girl, your GF kicked the **** outta her!:thumbup:

like I said in another thread, she's also a Rugby player :inlove:

She's in there... somewhere, lol

There's your clue.

Right there.

haha that's awesome, although we all know you don't wanna admit that it's her laying on the ground... jk I actually have a couple of female friends who play Rugby

Thats one scrum I think I would like to be in.lol.

lol, no... but I do remember that girl rolling around for a little bit in pain :lol: My girlfriend is the blonde with the pony tail smack dab in the middle.

trust me... you don't... lol :wink: And its a maul, those are more fun :lol: