*Official TST Car haiku thread!*
 

Turbo seals leaky
Smoking from my tailpipe
need a rebuild soon

see what you can come up with, remember its 5,7, and 5 syllables

oo I can't write poems...but I thought this was funny...

You, in the Hummer,
Driving like you own the road,
come back down to earth

It has no turbo
subaru's bastard step child
I want a swap now

Slowest Turbo Car
Rods are made by Fischer Price
Motor can't take boost

Subaru engine
Pistons move horizontal
Fighting at the crank

goddamn exhaust leak
I need a lift to fix it
damn ****ty gaskets

Walbro whines behind
engine revving to my side
above, green light drops

Turbo forces air
manifold pressure rises
wastegate bleeds excess

You have an EVO
On the options list you checked
"much bigger ego"

:finga:

haha i cant resist

Bought new dvd
Initial d extra stage
Saw mako's boobies

Get off your cell phone
Stupid female teenager
You can't f-ing drive

best thread of the day
must not laugh out loud at work
oh no boss is here

glad to entertain
taking mom out to lunch now
be back later, peace

leave work in thirty
dont want to work anymore
i need gas money

hot as hell outside
front mount to the rescue now
I want my 240 :(

Pick up soccer game
In hundred degree weather
I must be stupid

Saw orange nsx
next to route seventy three
almost spooged myself

why "unofficial"?
give yourself some credit here
this thread rocks my socks

nissan sits alone
I wish I could just drive her
license is long gone

ha

thread name has been changed
please keep the haikus going
long into the night