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TehWagon 06-02-2006 03:06 PM

Yet another funny spam mail-NWS kinda but words only
 
Perhaps the funniest part: in the subject line was "Urgent Prayer Request"
Quote:

-Icrease Your S'exual Desire and S'perm volume by 500% -L'onger o'rgasms - The longest most intense o'rgasms of your life -Rock hard e'rections - E'rections like steel -E'jaculate like a porn star - Stronger ejaculation -Multiple o'rgasms - C'um again and again -S'PUR-M is The Newest and The Safest Way of Ph'armacy -100% Natural and No Side E'ffects - in contrast to well-known brands.
-Experience three times longer o'rgasms
-World Wide shipping within 24 hours


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auk113 06-02-2006 03:38 PM

hahahah

BradC 06-02-2006 06:12 PM

what i have never understood is the random text at the bottom of these? What is that for? Or random sentances like "john ran down." "Stacey ate beef" WTF??

TehWagon 06-02-2006 06:23 PM

my thinking is that they are somehow key words for something... a search engine maybe? who the heck knows- they seldom make any kind of sense!

MuddyREX 06-02-2006 10:31 PM

Increase sperm volume by 500%!!!

OutOfStock 06-02-2006 11:50 PM

Its probably to get around Spam filters on email

james_ls 06-03-2006 01:35 AM

Searches...and spam filters.

It makes it NOT look like an advertisement when the spam filter "reads" the e-mail...therefore letting it through anyways.

Hell yeah...

TehWagon 06-15-2006 04:29 PM

got another one- this is clutch!!!
Quote:

Better sit on the last fellow first, said Bert, whose eye had been
damaged by Thorin. He thought Tom was talking.
Dont talk to yerself! said Tom. But if you wants to sit on the
last one, sit on him. Which is he?
The one with the yellow stockings, said Bert.
Nonsense, the one with the grey stockings, said a voice like Williams.

willthethrill 06-15-2006 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MuddyREX
Increase sperm volume by 500%!!!

OMG Is that something I would want ?!?! What am i filming a bukkake film or something


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