My ex tried to stun gun me before.... crazy bastard.. but for some reason that one looks so much more intimidating.. and then again, Jordan is infinitely more intimidating in general :eek:

the "stunguns" you buy at flea markets and **** are a ****ing joke compared to these things

dont tase me bro!

Yeah he bought it online or something.. it wasn't super cereal like that one but I still would've knocked his teeth out if he actually got me with that thing.. he came in my house at 1 or so when I got home from a friend's house in Lancaster.. did it when he was mad, tried to get me opening my bathroom door.. kid was nutssssssssss

you know how to pick em

yeaaaaaaah I know. that wasn't even the worst of it. you <3 me though sooo it's okay

damn if you combined my two accounts id have a nice amount of posts...

OMGz Turbo
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SilverTurboRidin
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****s weak

CHAOS
TST Ruined My Life!
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I've only been on the site for a year :eek:

and i thought i was pathetic.

dont sell yourself short you are

yeah, i'm not even going to bother putting my post count up, :lol:

el oh el. jordan's sig makes me sad in the pants

Pancheros today!!! mmmm!!!

People that don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom gross me out

:eek::(

as soon as you touch the door/handle to leave your hand wash is negated anyway

Happy B-day big Jim!


^^ I only thought guys did that?

i try to hold on to the towel i dried my hands with and use that to open the door. or i try to use my feet to open it. because yea, the handle is the dirty as al heck

I work in an office building in what you would think would be a clean professional enviroment. For a few years, our office shared the floor with IT desktop support. Now i dont want to point fingers at the guys who worked in that department, but when they were on our floor the bathroom looked like it was part of a construction site. I actually think some port-o-potties were cleaner than the bathrooms after 10am.

After IT dept was moved, the bathrooms are clean. I hate to generalize but its the internet.....so i am going to do it. The IT folks that i worked with were pigs.