It was so humid in my house last night I thought I was in Nam

So I went to school today and came home because there were no parking spots in like a five block radius and I'm too lazy to walk anywhere.

so i just crop dusted like 11 cubicles i think my body may be trying to tell me something

Cooter.

How many pages till a mod comes in to say there is a chat room and aim.com

P.S. Barry is not a mod. Please don't break rule number 2 Barry.

Crop dusting is a great thing. espcially where there is a nasty who can take the blame.

Yea.....I'm not down with the Office Space-esque slang.
Whats crop dustin?

farting while walking past cubicles. Its kinda self explanatory. And very funny.

i hate everyone i work with.

I'm watching shoot 'em up and it's really entertaining.

well susie thank jesus i dont work where you work otherwise your desk would smell like sewage :) thank taco bell for all your hard work you've really made it and i mean that

The office snack machine just told me to have a great day by giving me 2 packs of M&Ms and a pack of pretzel sticks for 75 cents!!!

Wootsauce.

hot damn pretzel sticks rule! add the m and m's and you've got yourself on high class meal! that would go great with some pinot grigio

my ugh muuuundays have turned into eh mondays haha

Its tuesday!

my ugh mondays have turned into yaarrrgh mondays

feeling particularly piratish today perhaps ill do some raping and pillaging on my lunch hour

Cool now I sprayed mushy pretzels on my screen lol

Work is going great. The boss called in sick and won't be in til later this afternoon. A fantastic morning it has been.

lolz sorry i am though

i was buttering a bagel this morning at my desk and i put the plastic knife in my mouth jumped up on top of my desk and climbed ontop of my cubicle and said to my boss, "yarrrr them foiyalin cabinets be talking sirrr, talkin about innnnnsebordination i think ye should foiyar 'em" and he said to me, ryan get down your not a pirate eat your bagel we have an 8 o clock conference call