***TST's Official "Whatever" Thread***
 

Okay, So most days at work I am bored as hell and the only entertainment is when things go completely awry.

So here are the rules:

1. There are no rules, talk about anything.

2. Don't be assholes.

3. No car talk.


Ready... Set...go!

so my house is haunted

Whatever.

Did I win? :bigeek:

haha dude, I just sprayed water everywhere!!!

Thats not what I was expecting but funny as hell no less. What I meant was just talk about anything. There is no topic but that is the topic if that makes sense.

BTW Ryan, I think my house might be haunted by my dead uncle. Sometimes I feel like I am about to walk into something in the dark and there is nothing around me. Or I'm just nuts lol.

Whatever helps you sleep at night lolz jkzzz do i win?

nah dude its definately real i do believe in positive and negative energy ghosts? not so much but energy that cannot be destroyed yeah definately.
My old house was over 200 years old and was an old farm house. That house was most definately haunted. So many people had died in that house its un believable. 2 people died in my room and 3 in the attick. and so on and so forth. My new house was built in 1952 but im pretty sure there was a murder or violent dead of some sort in the house. There had to be. Walking into the basement gives you the feeling or general presence of tension or negativity.

Weird dude. My uncle had an "accident" in the garage about 30 years ago. He left the belair running in the garage with the door down and died. And as I got older I started feeling like something was around. My room is his old room. And sometimes I get this feeling like something is standing right in front of me when I come in at night. Its like really hard to explain but it feels really real.

Yea you two need help! lol

As far as my whatever thread. How come sometimes i take a magic poop? Meaning i poop and poop and poop and theres nothing there when i wipe? :screwy:

That is some creepy ****.

IBBusterFeelsAwkwardWhenHeIsBeatingHisMeat..... :mrgreen: hahahaha. j/k

its called the houdini sh*tzzzorzz

dude i know exactly what you mean you feel like there is some sort of wall right in your face. like even when you utter a sound it sounds like your standing nose to nose with a wall and yes walls have noses i just decided

hahaha im at class and just lold at its called the houdini sh*tzzzorzz

Thats exactly it. Thats what it feels like. Cool. Im never doing anything at my house again. thanks to Jseoul. haha.

your welcome lol thats what i call it

hell if houdini could get himself out of a straight jacket while blindfolded and hung upside down in a shark tank filled with acid at a 3 year old birthday party or some sh*t why cant i dedicated my anus's awesome "lets make poopy but not get poopy" technique after a great majician such as he

I have always called it a magic poopie but i thing sir you have just renamed it! :rotfl:

lol do u ever have those ones were u sit there crapping ur brains out, like full on logs....and after 5 mins it continues, and you even think to yourself where is this all coming from?

Your house isn't haunted, sorry to scare you dude. I'll have to ask your mom to keep it down from now on :-p


Sorry couldn't help it lol.

yeah and your reading a magazine and its just kind of falling out of you and your distracted with by the magazine and then you realise you just lost 23.5 pounds

im gonna call that the ADD sh*tz

or the jenny craig sh*tz

you decided

whatever




lolz sorry couldn't help it.

hahahah jenny craig ****zzz.. sounds like its coming from the street outlawzzzz

It was so humid in my house last night I thought I was in Nam

So I went to school today and came home because there were no parking spots in like a five block radius and I'm too lazy to walk anywhere.

so i just crop dusted like 11 cubicles i think my body may be trying to tell me something

Cooter.

How many pages till a mod comes in to say there is a chat room and aim.com

P.S. Barry is not a mod. Please don't break rule number 2 Barry.

Crop dusting is a great thing. espcially where there is a nasty who can take the blame.

Yea.....I'm not down with the Office Space-esque slang.
Whats crop dustin?

farting while walking past cubicles. Its kinda self explanatory. And very funny.

i hate everyone i work with.

I'm watching shoot 'em up and it's really entertaining.

well susie thank jesus i dont work where you work otherwise your desk would smell like sewage :) thank taco bell for all your hard work you've really made it and i mean that

The office snack machine just told me to have a great day by giving me 2 packs of M&Ms and a pack of pretzel sticks for 75 cents!!!

Wootsauce.

hot damn pretzel sticks rule! add the m and m's and you've got yourself on high class meal! that would go great with some pinot grigio

my ugh muuuundays have turned into eh mondays haha

Its tuesday!

my ugh mondays have turned into yaarrrgh mondays

feeling particularly piratish today perhaps ill do some raping and pillaging on my lunch hour

Cool now I sprayed mushy pretzels on my screen lol

Work is going great. The boss called in sick and won't be in til later this afternoon. A fantastic morning it has been.

lolz sorry i am though

i was buttering a bagel this morning at my desk and i put the plastic knife in my mouth jumped up on top of my desk and climbed ontop of my cubicle and said to my boss, "yarrrr them foiyalin cabinets be talking sirrr, talkin about innnnnsebordination i think ye should foiyar 'em" and he said to me, ryan get down your not a pirate eat your bagel we have an 8 o clock conference call