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Scapegoat 11-29-2008 05:13 PM

things you can't do with your off hand
 
cut steak (i hold it down with my fork in my left hand, cut with my right)

masturbate (i'd probably break it)

and the reason i started this thread...

dip chips... well, i can probably dip them, but i don't trust the chip and dip making it into my mouth cleanly with my left hand behind them

twastheglow 11-29-2008 05:16 PM

Hmmm. I'm right handed. I can't write with my left hand. I can't use the mouse with my left hand. When eating finger foods like you mentioned, I can pick up food and eat with my left, but I never do. When my phone's closed, I always text with my right hand...although I could with my left, I'd be a lot slower. I definately could not wipe my ass with my left...I would never trust myself enough to do that. LOL

Scapegoat 11-29-2008 05:18 PM

i never thought about wiping my ass with my left hand... it would be terrible...

I can't write with it either. i can use the mouse with some success, its a bit awkward... but not so difficult

twastheglow 11-29-2008 05:21 PM

Well, most things I can do with my left (wiping my ass and writing being the exceptions), I'm just not nearly as coordinated and much sloppier doing it, so I tend to just use my right.

omgjacki 11-29-2008 05:23 PM

My right hand is the dominant, but I don't really have problems doing anything with my left except writing, and like others have said, using a mouse. I can eat, brush my teeth, smoke a 'port, masterbate, I can play my drums backwards, text, you name it.

93EGY8 11-29-2008 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omgjacki (Post 1156086)
My right hand is the dominant, but I don't really have problems doing anything with my left except writing, and like others have said, using a mouse. I can eat, brush my teeth, smoke a 'port, masterbate, I can play my drums backwards, text, you name it.

lol this is going to be the best quote in this thread ever..lol jacki u are awesome!!:-p

4N2NR 11-29-2008 05:26 PM

besides the above mentioned activities I can't fire a pistol well, can't hammer or opertate power tools as well, mostly I just plain look retarded trying to do things with my off hand.

omgjacki 11-29-2008 05:29 PM

Haha I was waiting for someone to catch that. It didn't take long.

twastheglow 11-29-2008 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 93EGY8 (Post 1156088)
lol this is going to be the best quote in this thread ever..lol jacki u are awesome!!:-p

:roll:


Most people can masturbate with both hands...to me, that's not that big of a deal.

twastheglow 11-29-2008 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4N2NR (Post 1156089)
besides the above mentioned activities I can't fire a pistol well, can't hammer or opertate power tools as well, mostly I just plain look retarded trying to do things with my off hand.

I've never tried firing a handgun with my left hand.

95TurboDC2 11-29-2008 05:31 PM

hahah did you ever watch someone throw a rock or a ball of some sort with their opposite hand?! its pretty funny.

twastheglow 11-29-2008 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 95TurboDC2 (Post 1156098)
hahah did you ever watch someone throw a rock or a ball of some sort with their opposite hand?! its pretty funny.

LOL Now that I know I can't do. hahahaha

[sr20]sean 11-29-2008 05:33 PM

i can do pretty much anything with my left hand since im ambidextrous. but some things arnt as easy as others

Scapegoat 11-29-2008 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 93EGY8 (Post 1156088)
lol this is going to be the best quote in this thread ever..lol jacki u are awesome!!:-p

omg a girl said masturbate!!!!



:roll:

Drftpretty 11-29-2008 05:35 PM

Enough with this thread, go answer my home brewing questions fool!

sherwood 11-29-2008 05:37 PM

im lefty but can do some things with my right..not many but a few. i def dont know as much strength with my right..cant turn a wrench quite as good with my right. cant throw with my right.

twastheglow 11-29-2008 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scapegoat (Post 1156102)
omg a girl said masturbate!!!!



:roll:

I know...seriously. Thank you. :banned:


Well, actually, she wrote masterbate. But I got your point. LOL

DropTopChevy 11-29-2008 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scapegoat (Post 1156102)
omg a girl said masturbate!!!!



:roll:

Really?

Where?

Oh I see what you did there. http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f7...spitz/barf.gif

I do everything double handed. I shovel food into my mouth dual fisted. I can write with my left but it looks like crap compared to my right. I remember somone saying on here how they are better DJ'ing with their no dominant hand which is the same for myself, but I can DJ with both.

OPZ 11-29-2008 05:47 PM

Yay ambidexterity!

Scapegoat 11-29-2008 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drftpretty (Post 1156104)
Enough with this thread, go answer my home brewing questions fool!

they're too technical... go find a professional lol

Scapegoat 11-29-2008 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twastheglow (Post 1156108)
I know...seriously. Thank you. :banned:


Well, actually, she wrote masterbate. But I got your point. LOL

i prefer to spell things correctly...

i like rice 11-29-2008 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [sr20]sean (Post 1156100)
i can do pretty much anything with my left hand since im ambidextrous. but some things arnt as easy as others

Ditto. I can pretty much do everything with either hand. I trained myself to use the mouse with the left hand so that it would allow me to use my right hand to go through reports, right stuff, etc.

twastheglow 11-29-2008 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scapegoat (Post 1156120)
i prefer to spell things correctly...

Oh, as do I. I just wanted to point it out. LOL

Kerplunk105 11-29-2008 06:29 PM

I'm totally left handed...it sucks. I have to do almost everything with my left hand.

MKIIIsuprakid 11-29-2008 06:30 PM

well iam left handed and since the day i picked something up my grand mom tried to raise me right handed. i can do alot with my right hand from working on cars to eating pretty much i have learned to live in a right handed world. i would not say iam ambidextrous but i can handle things both ways.

Any other lefties out there ?

lawdogg 11-29-2008 06:33 PM

I can eat, drink, type, lift, and drive lefty so it's all good. :p

Snoozie 11-29-2008 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MKIIIsuprakid (Post 1156161)
well iam left handed and since the day i picked something up my grand mom tried to raise me right handed. i can do alot with my right hand from working on cars to eating pretty much i have learned to live in a right handed world. i would not say iam ambidextrous but i can handle things both ways.

Any other lefties out there ?

I'm a lefty! I can do most things with my right hand except for write. I throw with my right hand, and play golf right handed though.

MKIIIsuprakid 11-29-2008 06:44 PM

yes that makes three ! ya i cant write either.

OPZ 11-29-2008 08:33 PM

I'm left but like you said, I live a right-handed life.

My hand writing is atrocious either way, so that doesn't matter.

bdmaxima 11-29-2008 09:02 PM

i'm a righty and i do everythin with my right hand cept driving.

i'm one of those guys driving with my left hand and right hand either on the shift knob or a cell phone on my right hand. idk y but first time i drove a car i started driving like that. drove my driving instructor nuts lol

right handers are the best imo....we're normal

Honduh 11-29-2008 09:13 PM

I'm right handed but I can do a lot of stuff with my left hand. I can't write very well. But I can masturbate and use the mouse with my left hand.

3000gtvr4tt 11-29-2008 09:13 PM

im right handed and havent had the opportunity to try it but I think driving RHD and shifting with your left would be a pain in the ass

CleanNeon98 11-29-2008 09:13 PM

I cant smoke with my left hand....just cant do it

russiankid 11-29-2008 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twastheglow (Post 1156093)
:roll:


Most people can masturbate with both hands...to me, that's not that big of a deal.

Guilty.:o

I am right handed. I can do pretty much everything with my left except write.

3000gtvr4tt 11-29-2008 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by russiankid (Post 1156341)
Guilty.:o

I am right handed. I can do pretty much everything with my left except write.

only reason I can do it is cuz I shattered my hand so didn't have much choice females are only around 60% of the day

Honest_Bob 11-29-2008 09:18 PM

I am right handed, but can only use my left hand for masturbation.

russiankid 11-29-2008 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3000gtvr4tt (Post 1156344)
only reason I can do it is cuz I shattered my hand so didn't have much choice females are only around 60% of the day

I don't even know how I started with the left.:confused:

Well actually when I broke my left arm I had a cast up to my shoulder for 3 months. After that I had to do therapy on my own since it wasn't bad so thats probably where it started.

matt@turbotek 11-29-2008 09:27 PM

I'm a lefty. I do everything left handed except smoke. For some reason I use my right hand. Weird huh?

SovXietday 11-30-2008 12:25 AM

I can make use of my left hand if I need to, but generally just stick to my strengths (righty).

Can't throw a ball lefty for **** though.

05 mazda6s 11-30-2008 09:28 PM

I'm right handed and have always been, but I just noticed not too long ago that I think my left ARM is stronger. I can't write with my left hand, text with my left or use the mouse but I can drive with my left hand in the mustang (stick)


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