How to pass a Drug Test
 

HAHA ok So I have this "Friend" who has a pee test coming up after his second intrview tomorrow.......He engaged in some illegal activities (smokin the Jane) this past saturday......He isn't a big smoker but does it on the weekends, and sometimes maybe 1 or 2 during the week. Just curious to see if anyone had taken anything to Clean out their system b4 they took the test and if it worked or not. Post up what you took, how much it cost, and where you bought it, and how it effected your body.

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your friend is ****ed....they tested this on manswers and they did everything from drinking loads of water to flushing the insides nothing worked the only one that did is this... saying this now "no home"

the only one that worked is the guy bought a fake penis filled it with drug free pee and it goes around the waist so you can "sneak" it in

your "friend" is ****ed just stop smoking its not worth a job or anything

There's a Organic Shop or something similar by me called Black Forrest Acres, they have a drink to clean your system. More or less just made me piss ALOT. But it did get me to pass my test. I threw in a sauna work out too for good measure.. It wasnt cheap tho it was like 30 dollars for the thing.

question-how do you pass a drug test?
answer- dont do drugs!

If I felt like hearing not to do Drugs......I'll go back to D.A.R.E. class so just save it and don't post!!

my brother had to pass a hydration test not too long ago for wrestling @ his school and he kept failing (they had him cutting weight), finally he took a visine bottle filled it with piss and diluted it with water... worked like a charm (in your case i guess you would have to find someone you trust to give you their "clean" pee.) also, my roommate had to pass a test where he works (and he smokes a LOT of herbal) he went to GNC and got a megaflush (i think thats what its called) followed the instructions, and passed.

::edit:: i think it was this stuff, http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp...entPage=family

hey im just giving the best advice i know, especially if your trying to get a job.

and they read the temperature of your piss so i wouldnt bother bringing a bottle of piss with you, they also make you empty your pockets so concealing more than a visine bottle might be hard.

i few people i know who cant stop smoking have used this on multiple occasions, and said it was worked. same people dropped a good amount of money on those system cleansers and toxin blockers and they didnt work.
there is this stuff called AZO, its used to treat urinaty tract infections. u can get it at walmart for a few dollars. they used it in some sort of regiment in the days leading up to the test. not sure of the system they used, but i'll see if i can find out. this may have helped a little bit. but be careful of what your friend uses cause alot of places while testing for drugs, also test for the chemicals in alot of the system cleaners, so unless he's using something all natural, i would advise against it. also, this site (www.erowid.org) has alot of resources on the subject. this link specificaly..... http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/.../testing.shtml
hope this helps

Lol, better hope it's just a piss test and not a hair test.

Jobs usually do the wiz quiz. I never had one where they took hair.

Yeah that **** stays in your hair for like 5 years or something. I don't know how long it really is since I'm no "expert" on trying to pass drug tests.

If they test hair, they normally take a 1.5 inch sample which is approx 90 days, and no way to pass it if you smoked in there.

I have had 2 jobs do both piss and hair.

Www.passthetest.com

I think that's the site, but I bought a cleaner from them and it worked perfect

if its a hair test, and a good paying job, just shave your whole body every single day

^^haha
Eyebrows and all!

If he does that take pictures.

A friend of mine lost a bet to me back in high school and I made him shave the entire left side of his body. It was hilarious and it took way longer then I thouhgt it would for it to grow back to the lenght of the right side..

Honestly if you smoke as much as you do its going to take 2-3 weeks to get out of your system. Everyone thinks that if you smoke once in a month its going to take a month to get out, but thats wrong. If you smoke once a month it takes about 3-5 days to get out.

When I was in highschool I had a drug test for a job and I smoked heavily the day before. I took some body flush stuff and drank close to a gallon of water about 5 hours before my test. I peed like 10 times if not more before my test and I passed. This is going to be your best bet. If you can't afford the flush test, I'd say drink a lot of cranberry juice tonight into the morning and follow that with a lot of water.

They will re-test you if you pee is too much water though.

yeah true, but that may be what he needs to get clean. and thats only also if they really test the pee. Lots of places send you to more private doctors that just have a better version of a home test that tests for multiple drugs and they pretty much just look for a line to appear.

its ok i have solution my friend! :mrgreen:

Drink A LOT of water, go to GNC get the drink that flushes your system. He ll be fine.

I heard of people who smoked the same day of the test, drank this **** and passed.

Hair tests are too expensive they wont do that, if they do it goes back years. Good luck.

http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/.../testing.shtml

read through that website. there's everything and anything you'll need to know.

i used the cleanser drink **** from GNC the day before a test.. worked fine... well i mean i got the job. lol

lol dummy...

my recommendation: go in there eating a poppy seed bagel with cream cheese. the poppies come up as an opiate, which is what that is made of. if the tester is smart at all they'll notice and reschedule the test. just don't blow it

If you drink a lot of water of tea (tea is really good for this) it will eventually bring the pee balance back to almost 7 ph even if you blaze every day. Buy the drink if your scared, but on top of it just chug a ton of water or tea (tea goes through your system FAST)

drink a sh*t load of water and hope u pee alot

esp. green tea

I heard someone awhile ago I sorta knew drank a gallon of cranberry juice and passed

guy at work told me that he pours bleach on his hand and then pisses on his hand and lets it drain into the cup......LOL

Would it make me a weirdo if I just tried this at home because?




On Topic: I agree with most of what's been said here regarding drinking LOTS of fluids. Although I don't smoke and have never ran into this problem, I know plenty of people who have. They did these same things and CONTINUOUSLY drank water and/or cranberry juice for a day or two ahead of time and been fine. But obviously with something like this, there's no guarantee...other than not doing drugs.

The reason that they recommend cranberry juice is because of its acidic levels, so anything like OJ or lemonaide will also work. But all of these solutions need to be done 3-4 days in advance. If you have just one day before the test, you are pretty screwed. Your best bet is to drink TONS and they will require you to come back later for another test because your piss will be 99.9% water, which is far too diluted to test.

Cranberry juice is always recommended for urinary problems. It does wonders for the bladder, kidney's etc that other jucies cannot. It's basically a natural flush.

Pretty much it boils down to this. THC sticks to fat, the more fat you have on your body and most importantly in your diet it is going to take longer to dispell from your system.

The only half-assed way to pull this off is a strict liquid diet for 2-3 days and trust me it has worked in the past. All these flush drinks, vitamins and herbs do absolutely nothing.

Just incase you wanted to know, I was on probation a couple of times.

this may help

http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentic...w-pass-dt.html

and this guy passed a hair test
http://forum.grasscity.com/general/1...drug-test.html

Won't work...

Good advice I found on a forum relating to THC in the body...

unfortunately, there is no quick way to rid your body of THC. An increase in metabolic rate will turn over fat cells quicker. This can be achieved by an increase in physical activity, most importantly weight training. Eating less calories than your body burns causes fat cells to be burned by your body to use for energy. Stick to low cal diet and fiber and exercise, this is the best way to increase THC removal. You will want to not exercise the day of the test since exercise causes more THC metabolites to be released from the body, and into the urine.

i heard if you shove your thumb up your ass and wiggle it around till you ejaculate uncontrolably, then piss on your bleach covered hand, it works EVERY time 30% of the time!! take pictures and let me know how it goes...

It doesn't work...trust me. I didn't get a job because of that.


On Topic: OP, how long do you have to "prepare"?

oh in that video you sent me, it looked like you were just doing it for fun?? that stinks you didn't get a job though...

Drink lots of green tea, and I mean lots.

Drink like 5 gallons of Green Tea for 3-4 days straight and you will pee cleaner than a newborn baby

Passing a drug test is very simple. I have passed EVERY drug test I have ever taken. The secret to passing a drug test - simple, don't do drugs.

Send your 'friend' to see me. I will fix his drug problem in my one step rehab program.:mrgreen: