death to chase manhatten bank ... RANT
 

Ok so listen to this ****.

Rents due today.
Car payments due today.

Car payments are automatic withdraw from my checking account.

Rent = $250 a month.
Car Payment = $389 a month (yes i have horrible credit i know)


Sooo, i was kind enough to tell chase, over the phone, to take out (2) months worth of payments. totaling $778 dollars. I was trying to stay on top of things.

Well, rents due today. I go to WaWa and get an account balance. Lucky me! I have -$584.

How may you ask? Did i become broke, and lose a ton of money.

**** i was asking the same question. So next was a trip to commerce bank. My lovely bank that i hate.

So i walk in, and go to a desk. I tell the lady i should have about $500 in the bank. She tells me im negative $584 dollars. Seems Chas Manhatten was so kind as to take 4 payments out. A few bucks short of $1,600 dollars.

So now im negative. Rents due. The money wont be back into my account until tomarrow, if i dont pay my rent by 5pm today i get a huge fine. %20 of the total rent, my room mate is super pissed. I have no gas, no money, and im hungry lol. This is the worst day of my life ever.

So now im off to call chase manhatten and hopefully have the immigrant i talked to a week ago fired, for taking out 4 payments instead of 2 and for ruining my day/week.

wow man, **** that.. i hate banks.

You ever notice that customer service is always some guy named Akbar who cant speak very good english! it makes no sense.

That sucks John! Sorry to hear, but things always get better. You sound like Keith did about a month ago.

One Q though....your rent is only $500/month?

exactly, and since when did 2 mean 4. god, this screwed me over so freakin bad dude.

no its 250. im lucky. haha. i pay utilities and stuff too. but those arnt due for about 2 weeks thank god.

Right, but isnt that just for half? Meaning that ur rent (total between you and your roomate) is $500? I just didnt realize that those apartments were so cheap!

Great now you got her thinking again lol

not its about 975. lol. i got lucky and only have to pay 250. i pay comcast which is 149.99 a month.


whats even worse is the fact that i hate to carry cash unless nesc. i ALWAYS use my debit card. so im screwed. not even a $20 to hold me over til tomarrow haha. Ramen noodles FTL!

Oh ok lol. Back to how banks suck........

I like my commerce! better then Wachovia, they wach nothing. I lost 1700 because of them.

ouch. wanna share. this is a "rant about your bank thread" lol.

Chistmas last year had to wait because for the second time wachovia allowed someone to steal my info (they claimed it was their fault, their system wasnt secure) so they guy bought a boat. Obviously a small one but still a friggin boat. I felt so bad for susie, it was like the worst christmas for her and I could do nothing because I had nothing.

holy **** man. did u ever get it back?

p.s. - about 9 months ago someone stole my identity and had a cingular and nextel account (mind u have had tmobile since 04), both totaling over $2k, i am still fighting it, thats why my credit is poop. that, and this was my first car loan.

I got the money back, on like the 22 of december, try finding presents then.

"The Bank" FTW...eff all of that I would have drove my ass to the bank.

its chase manhatten, i dont even know if they have one around here. i should check that out and go there right now and demand my ****in cash back.

Well The Bank is a Fulton Finantial company so I guess any other Fulton company is probably good too.

I rarely use "Customer Disservice". I do 99.9% of my banking on-line and I just tell the bank to send how much and when via computer.

You should look into doing the same. It's like that "Telephone" game, the less people involved in a transaction the better.

P. S. My bank is VitrualBank, no brick-n-mortar branches, internet banking FTW.

i have two bank accounts, one ING, which is solely mine, and 2nd, i have sovereign bank, which me and my dad have. sense i am off at college, and currently not working, he puts money in it when ever something comes up that i need, or he will just automatically put money in the account ever so often. i had a commerce bank account, wich i absoultly hated. they just randomly shut my account down with out me knowing and telling me that. i chewed there asses out for a while, while someone else opend it back up.

well i had to stoop to the level of borrowing money until my money is back in my account tomarrow.

rent is paid.

now to make chase pay, for my overdraft few and my inconvenience.

Dude..I HATE banks. Right now i'm sitting here, refreshing my page, hoping to see something come up. But no..the balance takes days to update..why the **** have online banking if its as slow as regular banking?!

That sucks John. My bank is actually okay. Never really had any problems with them. (First National)

I also have Commerce and Im very happy with them. I think the one teller has a crush on Keith though. lol

Damn...when I wanna check my account balance online, its availible immediately, no matter if I made a deposit/withdrawl 1 minute or 1 hour ago...or 5 seconds ago, my updated balance is availible online immediately.

I have this ****ing ledger balance that just throws me off. I knew I shoulda put this thing in as cash lol

I feel you John. I put two checks into the bank Friday and they still haven't gone through. Can't pay my credit card off in full now ahhh.

Enjoy...

I Hate Banks
by Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper

I hate banks...
I just can't stand 'em.
Gimme a shovel & man I'll plant 'em.
Six feet under thats where they belong...
I hate banks is the name of this song.
I think I'll rob myself one or two...
Yeah I hate banks, yeah, how 'bout you?

Well...lend me a nickel & lend me a dime,
repossess my house any old time.
Financial institutions think they're so high faluting...
Just a bunch of fruits in three piece suits,
trying to steal all my loot.
Things are smelling pretty rank,
We must be near a stinking bank.
Smells worse than Rockefellars feet,
Wall Street can eat my meat.

Yeah throw the moneylenders out of the temple;
I hate banks its just that simple.
Royal Crown Palm Ade Tin,
is a the best thing to keep your money in.
Mason jar is okay too,
if you see a bank well you know what to do.

Now, lemme tell you people something...
The only banks I like, well, I like Ernie Banks alright.
And I like the banks of the Mississippi River...
Yeah, and I like banks of fender twin reverb...
Electric guitar amplifiers behind me, raging on the stages...

Well,when I walk in they treat me like a dog;
want to hit them in the head with a doo-doo log.
Republicans, one and all...
Their talleywhackers are mighty small.
Stealing from the poor gonna give to the rich...
Wanna make the bank president twitch in a ditch.

Yeah, see that teller with the blue hair,
giving me the evil-eye stare.
Won't cash my check don't like my ID...
got the security guard after me.
If I was E. F. Sloane,
I'd say the Dow Jones can suck my bone.
Yeah.

Everybody say the three magic words!
I want you to help me say the words!
I want you to repeat after me!
I HATE BANKS!
Can't stand 'em!
I HATE BANKS!
Don't Like 'em!
I HATE BANKS!
Bunch of Foo-Foo's!
I HATE BANKS!
Contrary like a big zit!

I hate banks...
I just can't stand 'em.
Gimme a shovel & man I'll plant 'em.
Six feet under thats where they belong...
I hate banks is the name of this song.
I think I'll rob myself one or two...
Yeah I hate banks, yeah, how 'bout you?

Now lemme tell you something...
I'm not real fond of the PHONE COMPANY either!
You know?
Yeah, and I don't like the cable TV company.
You know why I don't like the cable TV company?
Cause they just be sucking that stuff right out the sky!
THEY don't have to pay nuttin for it!
I just get me one of them bootleg cable boxes,
and get me one of them climb the pole and stick the thing in...
I ain't gonna pay for it!
NOOOOO!!!!"

She does, but thats cause shes a subie slut lol. Im kidding, She doesn't Sue. Girls don't like me. Im too arrogant.

^^^ That was awesome!

If you think the lyrics are good, you really should hear the song.

**** da banks. Commerce overcharged me, than tried telling me i owed them 100$ more than even stated. Needless to say, SHOEBOX's for the win!! **** plastic. Paper is one thing to burn but when it comes to plastic, thats a whole new ballgame hence the phrase "its only paper"

arrogant ftw!!


wachovia has never done me wrong..if they did it would suck for them. i own all customer service people and there bosses.