Free lizard!
 

http://www.mikespock.com/lizard.jpg

My dad caught this thing a while ago and it's spent the past few months chilling on its log. He wants to use the tank its in for something else....

Now it can chill on your log, for FREE!

Special abilities: Mows down crickets, trys to climb the tank, jumps up and down from the log, sits on the log.

If you'd like to pick it up, let me know!

How many hit points does it have?

47 hp, 2 mp

Looks like a lvl 8 lizard, so I would guess... 200?

Edit... damn I was off by alot. What does it need mana for?

I wonder if I can put him in with my bearded dragon.

Haha, this thread is already fun. Good luck getting rid of it, hopefully it goes to an excellent pokemon trainer.

Haha! Yeah I've been beating down on all the local Magikarps with her.

Needs the mana to cast "Heat lamp ON"

How long did it take her to learn her cricket fatalities?

I don't know. If I get too close she trys to turn my heat lamp on.

Ahahahhahha, this is probably the funniest thread of the day.

pfffffft I got one of them like 2 months ago, already leveled up to a charizard.

Haha, I apologize if you don't appreciate us junking up your thread, but you've been playing along so I think you don't mind. Either way, I'm done now. Thanks for playing. Enjoy your illegal lizard trading.

my bulbasaur rapes that **** son.

wat exactly is it?

http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/im...iewilliams.gif

WHO WANTS THIS LIZARD?!?

^^^^^^^^^^ahahahahahahhahaahahhaahhha


It's Rainin' Sideways!!!!!

"Now over to Ollie for weather."

"IT'S GON RAIN!"

"Thank you for that."

black-U-weather forcast....ITS GON RAIN!!...is this thing 666 official mascot?

+1 i would also like to know

Is it a chameleon sized lizard or larger?

It's about 5 inches long.

The lizard that is.

^ priceless.
does he come with any materia?

No, sorry. Traded them for a sweet lava lamp.

Ugh, figures. Does he at least know any summons? This lizard is starting to suck.

:rotfl:

That's why it's free!

can he reign down destruction, death and plauge? if so ill take him in a heart beat haha.

Only on crickets!

haha..I didn't see this thing when I was over your place...Are you trying to use the tank for the puffers?

yo can i get it ? my girlfriend really wants one plus me and my fam own a kennel so we got all the needed materials my uncle usta have a few lizards and snakes now hes jus got fish P'/m Me and let me know
how far is trevose from morrisville yardley?

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take rt.1 south, get off at neshaminy, and boom...at least i think thats already trevose...should be about 25-30 minutes TOPPS check zip 19053 I know thats a feasterville one

trade for a bulbasaur?... my friends getting bored of his turtle..

Is it related to charmander? Does it spew fire?