Or the redneck-looking ones that you know treat their girfriend as a personal slave and the girl is your friend and is gorgeous and amazing and you've liked her for like 5 years now and there's nothing you can do to free her because her bf is a certified lunatic and she's in love with him because despite beating her and treating her like a prisoner he's been f*cking her since she's been in middle school. Yeah, those...

Church is a great place to meet chicks.

I may be talking to you later about hosting my dad's paving site. And if my roommate ****s the bed on creating the site, I may be talking to you about that too.

How? I'm seriously interested in how you can master this lol cause I'd feel awkward as **** sayin somethin haha. There are some GORGEOUS girls that attend my church that I dont see elsewhere.

I'm not gonna act like i pick up chicks there all the time, but i have met a few.

If i happen to look at them while they are looking at me, I usually give the little smirk back and see the reaction i get. If it's a good vibe, at the little reception thing after mass at my church i'll go over to them and say "hey i've never seen you here before" blah blah blah. corny, but it works.

Speaking of meeting girls, my roommate collectively have the "game" of a 4 y/o child. They're almost scared to go up and start conversation. It's embarrassing. So when I got out and go up to girls they kinda stand behind me and it just looks so gay. I usually make a joke about it and make them look more retarded then they already do, but wtf. Is it that hard to talk to a girl? I mean, i know theyre not the best looking dudes in the world, but confidence goes a looong way.

Hmm, I will definitely have to try it. The one that caught my attention tonight, we kept catchin each other lookin throughout the service. Damn!

Oakes, you need a win. Go get some!

ugh.. Bored in car to mich and this phone sucks for internet searching lol

haha, I would feel pretty accomplished if I got a date out of church lol.

Dude, do it. Don't even think. Just tap her shoulder, introduce yourself as the sex you are, and let her talk.

i'm only hosting the sites that i build, and i'm only working on the sites that i host.

kind of my way of being able to be a bit pickier about my work, and my clients.

Though, i really need to come up with a firm pricing structure and a soft business plan.

The benefit to the client though, you get me... and ask Mike or Charly... that is quite the benefit.

Which is how I always do it. haha

"bitch... my dick is jesus... wanna witness the second cumming??"

ps... if she says no... you can rat her out for not being religious at all

Ken, lets hang out.

You sir, are a genius.

From what i've seen, girls are rarely nonchalant with their actions and body language says a lot so def get at it.

hahahaha awesome.

So, who wants to come pick me up so we can go hit mailboxes with my metal mop handle? It's the swiffer so we're set.

LOL what? Louisville that ****!