thats a bad ass shopping car

Being a Subaru forum, we should swap it with a smaller, yet more efficient 4 banger, and then only make 200hp.


Wooops.

A man was having sex with his girl friend. As he was pumping away she was getting closer and closer to climaxing. Suddenly, just as she was about to loose it, he pulled out and switched positions. In this position, he pumped away. After a long time she was finally getting back to the point of climax. Again he switches positions on her before she could peak. In this last position the man quickly climaxes and rolls off her.

Perplexed and unfulfilled the girl looked over at her boyfriend and said: "Don't you think it was a little presumptuous of you to keep switching positions and not allowing me to climax."

To this the man replied: "Presumptuous... thats an awfully difficult word for a 10 year old."

:fwap::fwap::fwap:

Chaos, when did you make an owned pic?

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a35...ned_fatguy.jpg

I did not has fail. Actually the mats went in nicely and look pretty nice, I just wish I had the rest of the STi interior :/

hahahahahahahahaha

edit: ROFLMAO at the image name

I think I hear a fat lady in the next cubicle eating ho-hos

haha dude we had a meeting yesterday, i got the shaft and had to sit next to the fat girl... shaped like ****ing giant meatball with 2 toothpicks for legs who whines about her ****ing knees hurting from the misshapen fat ... yea she was breathing out of her mouth the entire ****ing time like she was winded from sitting there.

ugh, did she start wheezing like fatty McGee?


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE But I liiiiiiiiike the stairs. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hahahaha fatty mcgee was so ****ing funny

Group N trans mount installation: Sunday

An empoylee was not feeling well and decided to call into work to tell them she won't be coming in that day. The manager asks " Why aren't you coming in today are you feeling okay?", she says "No, I have a strong case of anal glaucoma". The boss says "Anal glaucoma???What the hell is that?" She say "Its a condition where I can't see my ass coming into work today."

I need to stop bitching out and quit my job.

Do it, we need more drama on TST today.

I applied to be a Remote IT System Administrator for Amazon.com

Good luck!

....what should I say? "I ****ing hate working here and want to kill myself whenever I even think about comig in? oh..btw, can I sotp by tomorrow and pick up my pay check?"


:lol:

Do not feel intimidated by your place of employment...if anything they should be happy that you are moving on in your life and further in the employment world. Of course they will make it seem like you HAVE to work there but, meh...they WILL get over it

I got a good laugh out of this :thumbup: made my crummy day a little better.

I dont think they are going to look at it like that, haha.

I never want to go back, but I really should give two weeks notice.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah


What lie can I make up? Um...I got hired at a new place and they need me to start tomorrow? Is that even believable?

Well if Amazon hires me I have to quit both and they both think that I will be around for a long time.

I think I am just too nice...yanno? Plus...my resume right now is perfect...and not giving two weeks notice is gunna screw it up...or just never writing that I even worked there then I had a huge gap in employment.

Is that gunna mess up your internship?

HMMM, good question. It might, but if Amazon pays more, the I don't care, besides I have already worked here a year so...I could care less about my internship. All it will get me is a lousy "journeyman" certificate...lame, and on my resume I have it listed as a job anyway.

Liz just tell them you found a better job. They cant make you stay, especially when you are unhappy. They have to know that you dont like it there just by how much you call out. lol

I have it harder since my Mom is HR and she has perfected the disappointment guilt trip. sigh.....

Seriously. What should I say though on the phone??

LOL do it in person. Think of it as if you were telling someone you didn't like how you really felt about them. If I go to quit acme...I'm gonna hear it all, but it doesn't matter because 2 weeks later(or one depending on whats conveinent for them) I'm outta there.

Say it in person. I found a better employment. Ya never know they might just speak $ :mrgreen: to keep ya there

You say "I no longer wish to remain employed with (Company Name). Thank you."

That's all you have to say.

I just mentioned the idea of going to dayside to my boss and he said he would track me down and kill me if I did cause I'm a beast on the night shift. :eek:

or you could say

**** YOU YOU DITRY MOTHER ****ERS I ****ING HATE YOU AND YOUR DICK ASS COMPANY
IM GOING TO TELL EVERYONE I KNOW THAT YOUR COMPANY PRACTICES INCEST YOU DIRTY ****S

KTHXBI

Do what one of the girls here did. She sent a fax to my bosses' house in Florida that said "I no longer wish to work at _____" :lol:

Call your bosses phone and as soon as they pick up yell "AYE BAY BAY"

Hell no...I couldnt do it in person. My boss is a bitch. She'd be like your doing what and jump up and physically attack me.

No amount of money would make me want to stay there any longer.

oooo thats so good!!

oh my.......

haha...thats worse then doing it over the phone!

Do it up 2007 style, send a text message "eye do knot wish 2 wrk 4 u ne-more" :lol:

haha....thats like ebonics text style.

just stop going


its not that hard ive done it before... just stop showing up... then they dunno wtf is going on ... which is lulz... and then you dont have to work

Datz y u gotta carry da strap on ya. When sukkas feelin froggy just unload 100 round clips on dat bitch as you say "GGGGGGGGGGG-UNIT BITCH."
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But really if she hits you, smack-a-hoe.

that is when it comes in handy to be heartless.

i won't be working here too long. if i reach a year i will be shocked.

I didnt exactly stop showing up...but like last week I was supposed to do Weds 8-3 and Worked 1-3 and then told them I couldnt do Th at all (was supposed to do 4-10), and friday I think I did 8-1 (was supposed to be till 3). They are just soo desperate for help, I dont think they would ever fire me.

She does this look thing that makes me wanna shrink into the floor :eek:


I should just start crying on the phone and maybe she'll take pity on me...

kiel, i think i want to buy an mx6 for a DD