That made me LOL for real.

Julz, hatechuhopeudie

JK, not really, but srsly.

Hatechuihopeudietooexceptillmakesureudieillshootch uwifmagunz
andatfirstyouwillgetturnedonbythepainbutthenyoullr ealizeyou're
liketotallybleedingallovertheplacebutbeforeyouhave achanceto
sayanythingaboutmeshooting/killingyou,you,sir,willhaveexpired

You are covering the bill when I'm done at the eye doctor's.

:eek::eek::eek:

Wow, I'm still drunk from last night and at work.

i think i fell asleep for a couple minutes :eek:

My boss just left to go to a lunch/meeting...i'm def. nappin it up.

Thats the worst. I did that once and wanted to die, never again.....

Here's a good drunk game. Start and email to your boss, type "I ****ED YOUR WIFE AND I QUIT"

then just smash your hands around the keyboard for 3 seconds and see if you hit enter.

Nickyyyy I wuv you, it's okay

People have always told me about doin it and my response was usually that they're a waste of life...and now that's me.:cry:

yeah i went into work the next day once after, I felt like a peice of beef jerky. it sucked. and at the time I was customer service at commerce bank :(

thats terrible but i lol'd

Ryan, you're my hero. <33333

kevins hot.
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...vinhooters.jpg

me-can I get a loan?
you-you can get whatever the **** you want!
me-o rly?
you-yeah! just ****in let me sleep!