again with the relaxing thing
and actually no, it's the exact opposite

lolz @ this thread.

It smells like **** in here.

go take a shower.

Keep it up Tiff....keep it up :furious:

Just calling it like i see it :thumbup:

hi...

like omg hello

is nazareth in the valley?

yes ma'am...i actually moved back by foglesville, which is also in the valley, but i should update that

lol i was asking cuz you said "like omg"

haha yea I see what chu did derr

I said relax because I don't want you to think I'm attacking you. And it's only the opposite because you haven't hooked up with a stud like me.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken....

has no one except me heard of the sarcasm meter?

example: not being sarcastic at all

yo, nice jacket (0)

example: totally sarcastic

you dress really well (10)

example: joking, kind of

nice picture, now take one naked (5.239239)

Even too drunk for my throbbing pole of hot man chicken?

that taste always lingers

Not as long as the herpes does.

me and my seester went out for pizza. i had my piece and she had her piece.

ally, text me more boobs so i can show my classmates... i'm bored