| twastheglow |
11-08-2008 11:46 AM |
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Originally Posted by lownslow95
(Post 1119436)
i bet you do:lol:
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Since among my other titles at the shop I was the shop manager, I was always the last one to lock up. Well, one of the owners of the shop, Steve, always worked earlier than the rest of us. We'd open @ like noon and Steve would usually already be doing his first tattoo by 10:30am.
Like a week after the party, (needless to say I still had the dildo) I brought it to work one day and left it in my car. I had told everyone there that I had lost the dildo after the party because I was so drunk. Anyway, no one knew I still had it. So after everyone went home, I checked Steve's schedule and he had his usual 10:30am appointment with some biker guys (which makes this story SO MUCH BETTER!!!).
So before I left I duct taped the dildo sticking straight up on his chair and covered it with lube. Then I opened a couple condoms and threw them on the floor around the chair. So basically it looked like he put it there and ****ed the **** out of it.
THE BEST PART is...he was running late the next morning and literally got there the same time as his two clients. So Steve unlocked the door and walked in with them and all three of them saw his work station at the same time.
I wish SOOOOOOO bad I was there to see their reactions, but I obviously didn't get there until noon. I was laughing so hard when I walked in. He did however get me back...
In one of our glass tirbal jewelry cases he made a display that read "Mike Goetz: Deep Throat Grand Champion". And there sat the dildo. But that ****er took the keys and I couldn't get into the case. So all day it sat there and everyone who came in that day of course went over to read it and I got funny looks. |
