Never realized if you had an accent or not. But now that I think about it, I don't think you do.

People say they forget I'm asian unless they're looking at me...
I can't even do an asian accent impersonation!
I fail miserably :(
White washed asian here.

me love you long time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0oALRL7uyY

can i be a mistress? i like blowjobs and flied lice

Actually, if you want we could really be like Brad and Angelina and you can be one of our adopted children...who we're constantly ****ing. :eek:

The best part is that your mom is from Detroit. You talk like her sometimes, yet you grew up around here.

do you **** your adopted children?

can I be big spoon??? (or chopsticks)

this is good news to me. I never thought I had some weird chinaman accent, and you're confirming it.

GET IT RIGHT. it's me ruv you rong time.

i rike fwied wice. give me happy endings and we have a dealllllllll

if im at the end its always happy...durrrr

Charly and I do.

im in..who gets it first?

ps no kissing...

Kissing? Charly and I are a lovely gay couple...not a bunch of savage fags. We'll draw chop sticks to see who gets it first.

I do not talk like my mom...
plz do not compare me to.... that thing.

Pics of Mom or ban!

kissing? KISSING? of course no kissing! do sound like fags to you?!??!?!

so twas, did we you remember to pick up the lube?

thing?

is this thing hot?

I will f*ck the sh*t out of the thing.

They were still all out since we bought it all last time we were there. So I just picked up some baby formula to use instead. Nothing gets me in the mood for penetration like warm baby formula.

who needs porn to get in the mood?

let's drive by the nursery!

my nipples are hard...

No...the thing is not hot


And plz let's not keep talking about my mom. Jack will tell you, she is NOT a "MILF"
I'm sure upon seeing her unclothed your eyes would automatically gouge themselves out
I have been fortunate enough to have not had to witness it.
And hope I never have to.